Instructions: For each answer you will have 3 clues. 
Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. 
For every correct answer give yourself 2 points for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.  
Answers below.

Scoring: 21 points you are classed at having great sexual experiences
14-20 points you are in need of some more lovin' 
13-0 you are either a teenage boy or a virgin GET SOME SEX!

CLUES:
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.  When I am not well I drip.  When you blow me you feel good.
2. I am spread before I am eaten.  Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me.  I am called a big swinger.
4. Over 1000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long.  A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me.  You tie me down to get me up.  I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I can produce pain.  I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.  I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me.  You fiddle with me when you are bored.  The best man always has me first.
8. All day long it's in and out.  I discharge loads from my shaft.  Both men and women go down on me.
9. I go in hard. I come out soft and sticky. You like to blow me.
10. If I miss I hit your bush.  It's my job to stuff your box.  When I come it's news.
11. I offer protection.  I get the finger 10 times.  You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft.  My tip penetrates.  I come with a quiver.
13. My business is done in briefs.  I am a cunning linguist.  I plead and plead for it.